CONGRATULATIONS JINX DEVOTEE. THOU HATH BEEN SAVED FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION TO BAD LUCK AND RUDE CATS.

After accepting Jinx as your lord and savior, consuming egg, and being decadently rickrolled, you have been deemed worthy. Relish in your newfound luck, freedom, and spiritual enlightenment.

Of course, it's half useless to be a Jinx lover without knowing the powers you get after the restoration of your divine link to her. These include:

• YOU NO LONGER NEED TO REGULATE YOUR BODY TEMPURATURE. JINX'S EYES SHINE RAYS OF STABILIZATION SO THAT WETHER FROZEN OR BURNING, YOU LIVE.
• YOU NO LONGER NEED TO PAY FOR ANYTHING. JINX'S MIND CONTROL ABILITIES MAKES SHOPPING EXCITING RATHER THAN A BORING GAME OF BUDGETS.
• THOU ENEMIES SHALL BE STRICKEN INTO THE GROUND WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND EGGS
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